D3 body, D1 cock
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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