so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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