I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
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Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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