The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Drake has all the answers
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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