So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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