He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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