It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
are you so shy because you have an std?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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