if i can run in heels then i can drive
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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