After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
