Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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