roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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