Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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