Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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