im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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