don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Lo siento on account of my penis...
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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