Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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