its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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