dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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