Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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