I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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