Can Purell be used as lube?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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