You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
