***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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