i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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