Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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