Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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