no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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