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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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