I don't think brook has ever known best
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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