ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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