what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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