i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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