ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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