i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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