ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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