I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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