You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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