he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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