Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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