from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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