Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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