operation have a gay friend backfired
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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