I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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