Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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