I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
bring money and cleavage
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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