youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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