You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
sarcasm needs its own font
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
that may or may not have been my penis.
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