Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
