Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
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