did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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