just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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