the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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