come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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